The world is crumbling...

Just recently (actually a few weeks ago) I figured out something, EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!! One of the universal truths I learned when I was young is now being falsified. Pluto is no longer one of our 9 (or 8) planets and thanks to those crazy scientists, it is now considered a "Dwarf Planet". Some may argue that having 8 planets is easier to keep up with, that Pluto was insignificant anyway, or that now we don't have to deal with the switching orbits of Neptune and the former Pluto, but all of these claims are wrong! One day Pluto will get its due, and on that day, those astronomers who mocked and laughed at its size will pay...

Salaam,
F4